“What in the world is that?”
“Puck,
please don’t go near that thing--”
“Oh, c’mon, Moth, it won’t hurt me.”
Something small landed on Jabbershire’s ear. She flicked it, trying to rid it of the tickling.
“Gah! It moved!”
“I
told you, Puck--” the one called Moth said, her voice sighing.
“Oh, cork it.” Puck groaned.
“Well, it’s alive, that’s for sure.” another male voice said with a sigh--of disappointment, perhaps?
“Look at it, Mustardseed! Whaddya think it is?” Puck asked.
“Well, by the looks of it, it seems to be some sort of canine… a wolf, maybe?” the so-called Mustardseed said.
“But look at its tail!” another female voice chided.
“Quite right, Peaseblossom…” Mustardseed said, a curious tone to his voice.
“So what is it?” Puck asked impatiently.
Annoying thing, Jabbershire thought.
“Look at its coloration as well!” the disappointed one noted. “It seems to be a mix between a leopard and a wolf!”
“Cobweb! How absurd!” Moth scoffed.
Jabbershire flicked her ears twice in annoyance.
“Hmph! I’m sure Queen Titania and King Oberon of the Faeries would like to be notified of this at once!” Moth added after a moment.
“Bah! That old wench Titania will just ruin all of the fun!” Puck scoffed. “Besides, I want to figure out what this thing is!”
“Well, it certainly is a curious thing, isn’t it?” Peaseblossom said thoughtfully.
“Like I stated before! Absurd!” Moth scoffed.
Jabbershire had quite enough of this. She was getting really bothered now. She cracked one eye open and grumbled, “Now how would
you feel if
I started commenting on
you like that, hmm?”
“GAH!” Puck yelped, and dove into her mane. She shook it out and stood up.
“I mean, seriously,” she huffed, glaring at the small people who darted away from her on wings. “You all should--in the
least--try to keep your voices down. I was awake, you know.”
“We considered the possibility of you being dead,” Cobweb said with a shrug.
“Cobweb!” Peaseblossom hissed. “How rude! Don’t say such things!”
“Well, it’s true!” Cobweb replied haughtily.
Jabbershire rolled her eyes. “Couldn’t you at least see me breathing?” she asked exasperatedly. Her small wings unfurled, hovering above her back.
“What in the name of Oberon!” Mustardseed yelped.
“What kind of wings
are those?” Moth scoffed. “Puck! Is this of
your doing? You know how the King and Queen disapprove of your trouble-making!” The small fiery faerie whirled around to glare at Puck.
“No! Anyways, I would’ve told you if this was of my creation.” Puck said with an indignant sniff.
“Quite right,” Peaseblossom agreed.
“Well, then, what
is it?” Cobweb asked.
“I’m still
here,” Jabbershire scoffed.
All the faeries turned towards her. The one named Mustardseed flew forward. “Tell us, strange creature,
who and
what are you?”
“I’m Jabbershire. And I’m a mix of a few different things, as you all chose to agree on,” she said dryly.
“Thought so,” Mustardseed said with a nod of his head. He turned to face his comrades as if to confirm this.
“Why are you here?” Cobweb asked, bravely flying forward into her face. She exhaled sharply against him, causing him to tumble out of the way with a startled yelp.
“Beats me. I just fell asleep and then had the great honor of meeting you
things when I woke up,” she replied grumpily. The response from Cobweb as a thorn to the nose. She yelped and rubbed her nose against her paw, digging out the thorn.
“Things, indeed!” Moth huffed, sticking her nose in the air.
“ I could swallow all of you whole, so I’d watch your words.” Jabbershire growled, baring her fangs. The faeries all fell silent then.
“I can’t believe you! Showing no respect for us! Don’t you realized that we could turn you into anything we wish, stupid creature?” Moth shrieked.
“Only if you have the correct potions, I do believe,” Jabbershire reminded her. The sassy faerie fell silent. “That’s what I thought,” the large wolf-leopard said, and leaned down for a nice long stretch.
“Ooh, just imagine how much trouble we could cause with
you around!” Puck said, rubbing his hands together.
“Sorry to ruin your dreams, Puck, but
I have to get home.”
“Bah! You can get home when the day’s over!”
Jabbershire raised an eyebrow. “Please, faerie-boy. I need to get back to my home.”
“And how are you going to accomplish this, Miss Jabbershire?” Cobweb asked, perching himself atop her spider web wing.
She looked over her shoulder at him, ruffling her wings slightly. “I don’t know. But that’s the first thing on my to-do list today, I can assure you that.”
“Aw, c’mon, Jabby, why don’tcha stick around for awhile? Even Oberon and Titania couldn’t stand up to you! You could just squash em if need be!” Puck cackled with joy.
Jabbershire narrowed her eyes. “First of all: don’t call me Jabby, else you want to be digesting in my stomach. Second of all: I’m not squishing any king or queen around here.”
“See, Puck?
She has common sense,” Mustardseed said with a sigh. He sat himself on her back.
Puck fluttered down and stood on her nose. “C’mon, four eyes! What else ya gonna do? Sleep the day away! Ha! I’m sure
that’ll getcha home!” He cackled again.
“Puck, stop harassing the creature,” Peaseblossom said with a sigh. She turned to Jabbershire and did a slight bow. “My apologies for the title, but your name quite confuses me.”
Jabbershire shrugged. “I don’t care, I suppose. As for you, Puck, don’t call me four eyes. That is a one-way ticket to getting your guts squeezed out by my paw.”
Puck giggled in a way that made Jabbershire think he was plotting something. “Whatever you say, Miss Jabbershire!”
“We apologize for Puck, Miss Creature, but your threats will mean nothing to him unless you act upon them first and foremost,” Mustardseed said with a sigh.
“I’ll keep that in mind,” Jabbershire replied dryly.
Jabbershire began wandering about the forest, the faeries flitting about her and riding on her.
“His Highness and Her Magesty are probably wondering where we are right now,” Peaseblossom said with a sigh.
“Hmph! If we get in trouble it is certainly not
my fault!” Moth said with another indignant sniff.
“Well, aren’t you just the perfect little sass,” Jabbershire said with a roll of her eyes. In response she got a stinging pain of tufts of hair being pulled. She turned around and snapped her jaws at Moth in irritation, snarling slightly. Moth rolled out of the way and just barely caught herself. “Don’t think that I’ll keep giving you rides if you can’t treat the ride nicely,” she growled, baring her fangs slightly once more before turning back ahead.
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short story I'm working on :3 So far i'm really liking it!
Fair Falling,
Mason